Are You Sure Its LOVE?!!

Are you sure you’re in love?!…—>>>check this out!!!

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> > Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing, and

> > your voice caught within your chest?

> >—>> It isn’t Love, it’s *LIKE*.

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> > You can’t keep your eyes or hands off of them, am

> > I right?

> >—>> It isn’t Love, it’s *LUST*.

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> > Are you proud, and eager to show them off?

> >—>> It isn’t Love, it’s *LUCK*.

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> > Do you want them because you know they’re there?

> >—>> It isn’t Love, it’s *LONELINESS*.

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> > Are you there because it’s what everyone wants?

> >—>> It isn’t Love, it’s *LOYALTY*.

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> > Do you stay for their confessions of Love,

> > because you don’t want to hurt them?

> >—>> It isn’t Love, it’s *PITY*

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> > Are you there because they kissed you, or held

> > your hand?

> >—>> It isn’t Love, its being *UNCONFIDENT*.

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> > Do you belong to them because their sight makes

> > your heart skips a beat?

> >—>> It isn’t Love, it’s *INFATUATION*.

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> > Do you pardon their faults because you care about

> > them?

> >—>> It isn’t Love, it’s *FRIENDSHIP*.

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> > Do you tell them every day they are the only one

> > you think of?

> >—>> It isn’t Love, it’s a *LIE*

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> > Are you willing to give your entire favorite

> > things for their sake?

> >—>> It isn’t Love, it’s *CHARITY*.

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> > Does your heart ache and break when they’re sad?

> >—>> Then it’s *L*O*V*E

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> > Are you attracted to others, but stay with them

> > faithfully without regret?

> >—>> Then it’s *L*O*V*E

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> > Do you accept their faults because they’re a part

> > of who they are?

> >—>> Then it’s *L*O*V*E

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> > Do you cry for their pain, even when they’re

> > strong?

> >—>> Then it’s *L*O*V*E

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> > Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your

> > soul so deeply it hurts?

> >—>> Then it’s *L*O*V*E

> >

> > But do you stay because a blinding,

> > Incomprehensible mix of pain and elation pulls

> > you close and hold you?

> >—>> Then it’s *L*O*V*E

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> > Would you give them your heart, your life, your

> > death?

> >—>> Then it’s *L*O*V*E

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> > Now, if Love is painful, and tortures us so,

> > why do we Love?

> > Why is it all we search for in life?

> > This pain, this agony?

> > Why is it all we long for?

> > This torture, this powerful death of self?

> > Why?

> >

> > Because it’s…*L*O*V*E

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WHAT WOMAN WANT IN A MAN

Original List (age 22):

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

 
 
Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

 
 
Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady — splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

 
 
Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

 
 
Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend

 
 
Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet

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