Tongue Twisters

Read ‘em aloud!

  1. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
  2. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Now if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?
  3. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
  4. Three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts. Now if three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts, how many thoughts did each thief think?
  5. That which is theirs is neither more nor less than that which is thine.
  6. The thin thief went through that thicket over there.
  7. A thorn adorned a thicket.
  8. If you buy a ticket to see the thicket, you get a thorn to adorn your thicket ticket.
  9. Hu had the flu, and when Hu flew the flu flew.
  10. Fu found four frosty frappuccinos, and who did he find with them? Four fabulous females.
  11. The foreheads of four heads were fairly hairy for foreheads.
  12. “Berries vary very much,” said the berry fairy very well.
  13. One should wear one’s best vest for the fest. In other words, one should wear one’s best fest vest.
  14. I thought I sought a shot, but I sought a thought instead. And the thought I sought was not a shot, but a thimble and a thread.
  15. The ultimate tongue twister of all time: I think that a thick, sick, chic chick surely, thoroughly sank its shank into the tank and drank.

Wondering what went wrong???

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This night will be the last night I’ll be wishing for you, the last night I shall cry, and the last time I shall hurt myself. Someday if I see you, I’ll just whisper “I loved you too much…that’s enough”


I say I hate you but I don’t, I try to hurt you but I can’t, it’s hard to hate someone who has been the best thing that has ever happened to them.


You said you don’t love me…did you ask how I feel? why didn’t you say earlier..why must you say it when I feel that I had everything in the world…when I just lose them within a few seconds…why must you be so cruel…did you understand my feelings?


I never meant to hurt you, it’s something I know was wrong. I still care for you, I really do.. but you’ll never know since we haven’t talked for so long.


How could you say you care, then leave out standing there, so cruel and so cold. took away the hand of man I used to hold, said you promised no more pain, then pain is all I gain.


I cried today…not because I missed you, or even I wanted you. but because I realized, I’m gonna be alright without you.


Why do you keep avoiding me, am I one of the persons you really hate? you don’t have to show me that you don’t care…don’t worry I’ll just go.


I love you so much that you are always in my head. The sad part is, tonight I know you are probably in someone else’s bed.


You aren’t worth my tears if you can ever make me cry, you aren’t worth trusting if all you do is lie, you aren’t worth loving if you’re gonna break my heart…so why am I trying to be with you when we are better off apart.


Why did I waste my precious time on something not so true…Why did I waste my time on someone like you…I’ll never take you back…Why would I want something like that…I wasted my time on you…Thank God it’s just a memory of the past.


This time it’s over, I’m keeping my heart, I’m gonna be strong and not fall apart. It will get better, I’ll no longer cry…in a couple of weeks, I don’t Want to die…I don’t wanna go back. I’ll be able to sleep, it won’t hurt so bad, and it won’t feel so deep.


It hurts to love in vain; hurts even more that the one we love is loving someone else… but what hurts most is finding out that the reason he’s loving someone else is cause you never gave him the chance to love you.


One day, I’d make you mine. One day, you’d say I’m fine. One day, you’d realize that love is right before your eyes. One day when things are true. One day it’s you and me…but too bad you make it seem that one day, is just a dream.


He looked me deeply in the eyes. He lied and said, “I won’t make you cry”. And when I thought it was too good to be true, he blew me off and found someone new.


Sometimes I wonder how people can become so insensitive. You show them all your love and yet nothing happens and how insensitive we can get too. We still love them even if we knew.


I long for you in a manner that you’ll never know. I need you in a manner that you’ll never do. I miss you in a manner that you’ll never feel. I love you in a manner that you never will.


If you love someone so much that you hardly even notice me loving you, you’re so devoted to give all your love while I’m here eager to give you mine. I’m doing this because I love you even if you don’t even care to knoDon’t be too nice, don’t be too sweet, don’t be too thoughtful, coz I might just like it. And when I do, you might regret it, coz when you’re so nice, you make me forget, that you’re just a friend, nothing more, nothing less.  


Don’t be surprised if one day I’ll avoid you and be gone. It’s not because you’ve done something wrong and I hate you because I’m afraid to love and be hurt again by somebody who can’t love me.


They say loving you is my biggest mistake but how can it be so wrong if it feels so right? If ever I made a mistake, it’s not that I love you, it’s thinking that someday you’ll love me too…


How do I say goodbye to someone I never had? Why do my tears fall for someone who was never mine? Why is it that I miss someone I was never with? And why do I love someone whose love was never mine?


Inside I admired you, inside I cherished your every ways, inside I loved you, and still inside I cry, ‘coz I know it’s only inside that I can have you 


after all the thinking, I realized that to have you will never be, I know you’re not for me, I know you belong to someone else, and yet every time I wake up, I fall for you all over again.


do you know that the worst way that I can miss you is not when you’re far away? it’s when you’re right beside me and yet I know I can never have you coz am simply watching you fall for someone else. 


hold me one last time before you go and leave, touch me one last time tell me to believe in this, I ask for one last time and please don’t lie, say I love you one last time before you say goodbye.


it hurts when the person you love don’t say I love you. but it even hurts when you realize that you can say I love you but too late to do so coz she’s too tired of waiting for you to say it.


sometimes love is so unfair, the more you sacrifice, the more you are hurt and when you feel you’ve given your best, it still seems not enough, till such time you had no choice but to give up.
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Break Up letter!

To: Julianne Poter (Julia Roberts character in My Best Friend’s Wedding)
From: Michael O’Neal
Circa 1997Jules,

I’m sorry our goodbye was so rushed. The crowd was a little overwhelming. Actually the whole week was a little overwhelming and, forgive me for being candid, but you weren’t the help I thought you’d be. I needed you Jules—to be my friend and make me laugh the nervousness away. I needed you to mock me while I was getting fitted for my tux. And, above all, I needed you to be there for my bride-to-be, to welcome Kimmie into your life for no other reason than you know how much I love her. That should be enough for you. I know you know this, but again, your attempted manipulation of her was not appreciated. It could have broken up my engagement, but more importantly it could have ended our friendship. To me, that’s not a risk worth taking!

Now of course I can’t be too angry, because you did everything in the name of being with me and, although I hate to say it, your antics are amusing. Plus, you did redeem yourself completely as you ran around the greater Chicago area with me to find my bride hours before the wedding. Kimmie appreciates everything you said to her at the stadium, as do I – it must have been difficult for you.

Julianne, please don’t ever think of this as being a “you vs. Kimmie” situation because it never has been. You were my first love. Savvy. Successful. Did I mention gorgeous? For years I didn’t think anyone could compete, but you made it clear I wasn’t for you and I was happy to hold on to you as a friend. But everyone needs to be loved back at some point. I couldn’t wait forever, and I found someone who loves me back. I’m sorry if she made you realize you had buried feelings for me, but you can’t claim me as your own just because you’re ready now.

Know that part of me will always love you, and I’ll stand-by you at your wedding the way you stood by me at mine (minus the unnecessary drama). Let’s keep this friendship thing going — we’re good at it. I’ll call you soon.

For better or for worse,
Michael

Bato-bato Sa Langit ang tamaan Sapul!

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Note: Sinulat pampalakas loob dun sa mga taong laging na cricriticize, at advise ko rin para sa kanila, at para na rin dun sa mga mahilig mag criticize ng kapwa nila.
Ang matamaan, eh di natamaan hahaha.
kung sino man siya siya yun. kung sino man sila, sila yun. kung sino ka man. ikaw yun.

Some people dont like you. Some people do. but it doesn’t matter if a person likes you or not. As long as you live for the right reason, and as long as you are doing things you want to do, then, just let that person say whatever he/she wants to say about you or against you. that person doesn’t deserve for your attention. He / She is just a waste of time. He / She Doesn’t doesn’t deserve to be given even a few seconds from your precious time. No matter who that person is, No matter what his/her position or degree or profession is. huh, still he/she is just a waste of time.

A person who always criticizes you, and always feeds you up with wrong thoughts, negative words, negative feedbacks about you,and the things that you always do and always sees you as a “negative” person, doesn’t deserve to be respected. Because why, would you respect her or him if he /she doesn’t respect your deeds, Wala siyang pakialam sayo diba? so, Anong paki alam niya sayo diba? eh dapat paki alaman niya sarilli ng buhay, lovelife at iba pa.

Sadyang may mga taong, puro puna at puna lang ng puna sayo at sa mga ginagawa mo, eh akala mo, kung makapagsalita at makaasta siya tama, well number one din pala siyang makasalanan, at mas mabibigat pa kasalanan niya. kung makapanlait siya or makapagsalita akala mo kung sino diba?

I don’t respect people who don’t deserve to be respected. And those people who don’t deserve to be respected are those people whom i know that if I will give attention to their words-nothing good will happen to me.

If these kind of people cannot say anything good for my ears, then they are of no use to me. If they criticize and if they really want to ,then, let them do it, they are just fooling themselves. Itatama raw ang “mali” daw ng iba, eh, samantalang sarili nilang mga mali, garapalan, at kakasuka. Right?

If they cannot say anything good for others, then, suggest now to them..to just SHUT UP!!!, SHUT UP!!! YOUR BIG BIG MOUTH!!!

you don’t have the right to say, whether a person is bad or good, or what he/she does is bad or good. if you do, you’re a bias person. why? bacause, you say bad or good, just merely based on your own point of view of the word “bad” or “good” just from your own basis and standards. hahaha moral standards mo lang? paano nman dun sa iba? especially sa taong hinuhusgahan or hinusgahan mong bad siya. diba? sino kaba para, magsabi ng ganun? wala ka rights!!! bwahahaah, feeling magaling ka lang oi… Sana that person should also respect the person’s rights and freedom of doing things, remember we are in a country of freedom. oi kanya kanya tayo walang pakialamana, bakit hawak mo ba buhay ng taong yun? hindi! diba? so wag kang makialam.

kanya2x yan, at weather2x din yan.
Swertehan lang, at GAntihan lang yan. hahaha.
kaya nga sabi diba? “do not do unto others, what you don’t want others do unto you.”
oh diba? ‘wag mo gawin sa iba ang mga bagay na ayaw mo din na gawin nila sayo.”

Therefore, Kung naging masama ka sa isang tao, Naku,Matakot ka sa Karma Bhala ka, at lagot ka tiyak Gagantihan ka nun. ahahahah tama ba?

kaya for me, I don’t respect my criticizers, For me they are EVIL.
yes, They really are. opo diko ginagalang yang mga taong mahilig mag criticize at walang ginawa kundi tumingin ng dumi sa mukha ng ibang tao.
For me that person is just a TRASH!!! A GARBAGE!!! A BASURA!!! Doesn’t have any value.

Life is beautiful, Masaya mamuhay. pero pag may MGa basura, isturbo, diba? Dapat walang mga basura sa buhay mo! dapat masaya, walng mga EPAL!!!

Kaya para sa mga mahilig mag criticize jan, ito lang ang masasabi ko sa inyo, at alam niyo na kung sino kayo…
kayo ay….
YOU ARE A NOBODY!!!
AYUSIN MO NALANG LOVE LIFE MO BAKA SAKALI SASAYA KA PA!!!

thank you!!!

putek na pagibig…

Minsan sa buhay ng isang tao…my dumarating, may umaalis…pag-nagmamahal ka.. nasasaktan ka pero ganun talaga ang buhay sometimes u have to take a risk kasi pinili mo yung feelings na yun … parang heart over mind ang nagyayari.. na minsan sa umpisa sinasabi mong masarap tapos pagnasaktan ka sinasabi mo “SHIT..TANGNANG PAGIBIG YAN” bakit kasi sya pa eh..bakit kasi yung hayop n yun ang minahal ko..eto ang mga kadalasang sinasabi naten pag iniiwan tyo o niloko tayo.

Ano pa nga ba ang pwede pa nating itanong sa sarili natin pagnagmahal at nasaktan tayo…yung ibang tao naman nageexperimental pagdating sa love..sometimes if they lost someone they really really love…they will search for another one..they will observe..they will try to love again but then paghindi nagustuhan..let go agad kasi hindi siya yung hinahanap mo..anong ending..??? nasaktan ka na nga..may nasaktan ka pang isa..isnt weird???diba parang tanga lang…tapos minsan may instances naman na yung taong iniyakan mo babalik sayo tapos putek makikipagbalikan sayo eh may mahal kanang iba…kaya anong nangyayari???well…iiwan ko na sa inyo yung sagot sa tanong ko…   O ANO NAKA-RELATE KA BA???

luv u fren…

friendship.jpgfriendship is lyk d rLtion b/n d hand & d eyes..
its lyk wen d hand gets hurt d eye cries & wen d eye cries,
d hand wipes its tears.. asan k don? il be ur hanky..

Peaches….

If you were…

If you were a star
that wasn’t expected back in the
universe
for a thousand years…

I’d wait.

If you were the sky,                                                                               
and everyone went inside when
you got sad
and started to rain…

I’d stay.

If you were a peach
and the world decided to get rid of all peaches

I’d pick you up, put you in my pocket…

and KEEP YOU.

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